Grrrrammar Dog T-Shirts
Before you buy your Grrrrammar Dog t-shirt, it's good to know your pet part of speech. Here's a little guide our furry friend put together to help you decide what typo pup you are. Each definition appears on the back of its t-shirt beneath our playful G-Dog logo.
Compound Noun — Why Do Without?
You are an intricate mix of personalities enveloping a wide body of definitions. A single word cannot begin to reveal your depth. You play nicely with adjectives, but fuse only with those who share your faculty to form a unique oneness, an inseparable identity. You are a firefly, a blue moon, a one-and-only. BUY
Dangling Modifier — Open to Interpretation
You are always changing — yourself and those around you. You are dynamic and reaching. Subject? Object? You influence all who dare get close. Whether here or there, they can’t escape or espy your effect on them. You see the sun walking down the street. BUY
Double Negative — Not Uninteresting
You are complex; to simply affirm or reject is not an option. Aware of nuance, you risk self-contradiction to find richer meaning. You are emphatic, ironic, idiosyncratic, sometimes a trickster, driven to examine the yes and the no. And yes, you don’t want to go nowhere. BUY
Essential Clause — The Good Which
You bring context, clarity and deeper understanding to any situation, easing doubts and erasing uncertainty. You say what you mean and mean what you say so there’s no confusion about who, where or which … which is good. BUY
Improper Noun — One for All
You represent a community much larger than yourself. You are all-encompassing and comfortable signifying the characteristics that define your tribe. You welcome diversity and transcend the confines of a genteel label. Capitalization? Passé — simply a manifestation of ego. BUY
Irregular Verb — What Rules?
Patterns bore you. Predictability and conformity are lost on your spontaneous nature. Sometimes you are unaffected. Other times you transform completely. Occasionally you mix it up just for fun. You have flown, you fly, you flew, you are flying. BUY
Run-On Sentence — Why Stop?
You have many many ideas and insights and consider punctuation a pedestrian practice which stifles creativity honoring an inherent stream-of-consciousness appreciated by the rare and wonderful you speak freely outside the norm, humoring the occasional comma just to be polite. BUY
Split Infinitive — To Boldly Go
Once disdained in mythical proportions, today you are, with the grace of ubiquity, wholly embraced by one and all. Your unflinching drive to speak truth allows you to easily forgive those who cling to convention, to bravely show them the way. BUY
Are you a rare breed? Stop back often as we continue to add profiles that unleash the full potential of the Grrrrammar Dog pedigree, or send us your idea and we'll do our best to make it a part of the pack!
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